A man beat himself up - literally - and claimed he had been mugged after failing to get seats for a taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show in Chicago. Chicago police allege the ruse was meant to hide from his wife the fact he didn’t have tickets for the show.
He told police he was approached by two offenders. One of the offenders struck him in the face and the other offender stole his Oprah Winfrey Show passes.
Later (he) changed his story and said he made the whole story up because he did not want to disappoint his wife about not having Oprah tickets after travelling all the way from Canada.
OMG this guy is giving Canadian men a bad name. People are liable to think we are all pussies like this guy. I would have come home with a diamond bracelet and told my wife that some shmuck didn't get Oprah tickets for his wife. He was so frightened to tell his wife that he offered me this $6,000 bracelet for the Oprah tickets I had picked up. End of story.
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