Man calls police after drug dealer gives wrong change

Upset that his cocaine dealer had given him the wrong change, a South Carolina man called police to complain about the unsatisfactory transaction and, of course, was promptly arrested.

According to cops, Dexter White, 41, called 911 to report that he paid his dealer $60 for crack cocaine, but had received only $20 worth of the drug. White contacted police with his consumer complaint around 4:30 AM Friday (an hour at which Better Business Bureau operators apparently were not standing by).

Dexter was not thinking straight when he called the cops. Dexter had some kind of brain fart and thought he was in living in Canada under the new Conservative majority government. In the new Canada, petty criminals that rip you off even in a drug deal with have to face the full force of the Harper justice policy. Cocaine dealers will have to respect the law just like the resut of us.

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